sexy-salmon-loki:

A DREAMY MARVEL SWIMSUIT SPECIAL

sexy-salmon-loki:

A DREAMY MARVEL SWIMSUIT SPECIAL

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Fun fact:

maverikloki:

So you know that ‘awkward turtle’ thing everyone does?

Yeah. Well. 

My friends and I do this thing we call ’awkward horse’ instead by tucking in our thumbs and flailing our eight fingers about.

Because we figure that getting pregnant by a horse is FAR more awkward than a turtle.

Another fun fact:

This post is from two years ago. I taught the ‘awkward Sleipnir’ to the Norse Mythology class I was teaching at the time.

I have many of the same students in another class this year. They not only remember it but have taught the rest of the class to do it.

Everyday I walk into a classroom full of students wiggling their fingers and neighing at me.

i love my students mav teaches things sometimes life awkward horse awkward sleipnir loki norse mythology why am i allowed near children i am a horrible influence
lokisbruid:

Submitted with great love and appreciation…and the occasional vexation.

lokisbruid:

Submitted with great love and appreciation…and the occasional vexation.

ladyhistory:

englishmajorhumor:

Weird Al Yankovic—“Word Crimes” (“Blurred Lines” parody)

Disclaimer: Use prescriptivism responsibly; don’t be a jerk to others.

PREACH IT WEIRD AL

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Superheroes look forward to the World Cup because supervillains usually stay in to watch it instead of making trouble. Dr Doom especially. He’s even tried to get Latveria to be the host country.

Superheroes look forward to the World Cup because supervillains usually stay in to watch it instead of making trouble. Dr Doom especially. He’s even tried to get Latveria to be the host country.

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hughxjackman:

…what I thought when I saw the movie….

hahahaa x-men get in the queue bitch
A character is never the author who created him. It is quite likely, however, that an author may be all his characters simultaneously.
 Albert Camus (via berfrois)
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dreamasthoughyoullneverdie:

he is literally to perfect. 

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stuffman:

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

jotunheimrs:

the watcher dead, you say? thor haunted by visions of lost kin? i promise you, all-mother— i had no hand in it.

jotunheimrs:

the watcher dead, you say? thor haunted by visions of lost kin? i promise you, all-mother— i had no hand in it.

frozenfoxfire said: idk I wouldn’t put it past myself to have OCD but I have depression issues and anxiety as it is… XD;;

*hugs* haaa, well, OCD is an anxiety disorder at its root, and I’ve had depression in my past, so I feel you.

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ultrafacts:

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frozenfoxfire said: yes but it’s not ocd for me

Fun times. :P I never thought it was for me either until my OCD therapist told it was. Haaa…

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shenanicats:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

usually me yep random
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