gazzymouse:

too-cool-for-facebook:

crankystalfos:

jackiemakescomics:

captaintsundere:

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

Welp. Never gonna unsee this.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?

THIS POST IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD AND IT JUST. GOT. BETTER.

omfg yes HEADCANON ACCEPTED crossover of awesome mib thor avengers coulson agent k get in the queue bitch
malleum:

thor pls

malleum:

thor pls

thor thor no get in the queue bitch
Greek Myths During Class
Me: Okay, so. Ouranos and Gaia had a bunch of kids. Now, Gaia was considered a divinity, but she was also the earth -- like, physically she WAS the earth -- while Ouranos was, physically, the sky. It's kind of hard to wrap your mind around it, I know, but bear with me.
Me: Ouranos was worried one of his kids would overthrow him, right? So he locked them away. He threw the Cyclopes and the Giants into Tartarus. And the Titans? As each one was born, he'd take that child and shove it back inside Gaia. Who is the earth, mind you.
Student: So would that make the Grand Canyon her --? You know.
Me: I...
...
...
Me: *walks out*
still laughing mav teaches sometimes greek mythology greek myth ouranos gaia uranus titans i am a horrible influence
Fun fact:

maverikloki:

maverikloki:

So you know that ‘awkward turtle’ thing everyone does?

Yeah. Well. 

My friends and I do this thing we call ’awkward horse’ instead by tucking in our thumbs and flailing our eight fingers about.

Because we figure that getting pregnant by a horse is FAR more awkward than a turtle.

Another fun fact:

This post is from two years ago. I taught the ‘awkward Sleipnir’ to the Norse Mythology class I was teaching at the time.

I have many of the same students in another class this year. They not only remember it but have taught the rest of the class to do it.

Everyday I walk into a classroom full of students wiggling their fingers and neighing at me.

Arrgh, I want to post a gif of my students doing the ‘awkward horse’, but posting pictures of minors online is a no-no, unless you do a ton of paperwork.

Sadness.

nope sorry students octohorse mav teaches sometimes and is a horrible influence on children why
that face tho jesse pinkman breaking bad get in the queue bitch

mamalaz:

Merlin Prison AU

Arthur is a Prison Officer at Camelot Penitentiary, a place where his father Uther is the warden and the prisoners are all illegal magic users. He initially thinks the incarcerated men and women are all monsters until he meets their leader Merlin, who changes everything Arthur believed about magic. Before he knows it, they’re working together to bring the prison down. 

merthur merlin arrrgh this show au i wish get in the queue bitch
sexy-salmon-loki:

A DREAMY MARVEL SWIMSUIT SPECIAL

sexy-salmon-loki:

A DREAMY MARVEL SWIMSUIT SPECIAL

i don't know what's happening but i like it loki pool party hoRSE gorgeous art is gorgeous get in the queue bitch
Fun fact:

maverikloki:

So you know that ‘awkward turtle’ thing everyone does?

Yeah. Well. 

My friends and I do this thing we call ’awkward horse’ instead by tucking in our thumbs and flailing our eight fingers about.

Because we figure that getting pregnant by a horse is FAR more awkward than a turtle.

Another fun fact:

This post is from two years ago. I taught the ‘awkward Sleipnir’ to the Norse Mythology class I was teaching at the time.

I have many of the same students in another class this year. They not only remember it but have taught the rest of the class to do it.

Everyday I walk into a classroom full of students wiggling their fingers and neighing at me.

i love my students mav teaches things sometimes life awkward horse awkward sleipnir loki norse mythology why am i allowed near children i am a horrible influence
lokisbruid:

Submitted with great love and appreciation…and the occasional vexation.

lokisbruid:

Submitted with great love and appreciation…and the occasional vexation.

ladyhistory:

englishmajorhumor:

Weird Al Yankovic—“Word Crimes” (“Blurred Lines” parody)

Disclaimer: Use prescriptivism responsibly; don’t be a jerk to others.

PREACH IT WEIRD AL

best thing ever get in the queue bitch

Superheroes look forward to the World Cup because supervillains usually stay in to watch it instead of making trouble. Dr Doom especially. He’s even tried to get Latveria to be the host country.

Superheroes look forward to the World Cup because supervillains usually stay in to watch it instead of making trouble. Dr Doom especially. He’s even tried to get Latveria to be the host country.

lmao doom no get in the queue bitch

hughxjackman:

…what I thought when I saw the movie….

hahahaa x-men get in the queue bitch
A character is never the author who created him. It is quite likely, however, that an author may be all his characters simultaneously.
 Albert Camus (via berfrois)
truuuue bless get in the queue bitch writing is hard

dreamasthoughyoullneverdie:

he is literally to perfect. 

oh my hearttt peter pan flawless person get in the queue bitch

stuffman:

image

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

bitch(es) kneeling